System administrator song


Toute ma vie professionnelle…

System Administrator Song

Parlé : Ooh, that’s very nice of you . Thank you. Woah, this IS Vegas. Yeah, three microphones, you’ve got this one and that one and that one and that’s pretty cool. I feel like Kenny Loggins (http://www.delafont.com/music_acts/Kenny-Loggins.htm).

Parlé : Uh, I’m… My name is Wes. I’m from way up there in Canada and I have ran a Website called DeadTroll.com. So check it out if you’ve got a chance. This is a song I wrote about very special people who make sure that your computer works. They are called system administrators, and are very important.

There’s a guy who works in another room or on another floor
He’s the one you call when your document ain’t there nomore
He’s probably a boy but he may be a girl or something in between
He’s the only one in the office who knows what “PC load letter” means.
He’s your system administrator; he’s probably in the comic books
And you tremble in fear when you have to hear one of his “What a dummy!” looks.

Got a virus, lost your password or you just can’t print…
Within hour he will show up and crouch ans squint
and fight to save your files, he might be the al day
but sometimes he just presses capsLock and walks away…
but HEY, suddenly my password works !

WAOOOW !
HORRAY !

Horray ! O happy day ! I’m gonna buy my guy a gift to say
“Having you around means I’ve got to stay
Stupid and uninformed. And I can keep opening .exe
file attachments and forgetting my mother birth name
‘cose you’ll fix it all for me yeeaaaah.

I’ll give you a cake, I’ll give you a hug,
I’ll buy the “World’s best system administrator” mug
Just help me out, System administrator.
Please plug in my mouse, System administrator.
I dont’ know which button is the mouse click button, System administrator.

Piss him off, and you’ll be fired by tomorrow morning
‘cose he’s the guy who knows that you’ve been surfing porn.
So… make sure you stay nice to your System administrator.

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